"I always thought there was something seriously wrong with my chakras. Like, seriously wrong. I tried every meditation, crystal, and yoga pose in the book, but nothing seemed to work. But little did I know, my root chakra was secretly a money magnet! I mean, I used to be a lowly line cook at a Waffle House in North Carolina. But now? Now I'm living the high life in Hawaii, with a house that has a view of the ocean that will blow your mind. And don't even get me started on my cooking skills - I'm pretty sure they had nothing to do with my sudden abundance of wealth. No, it was all thanks to the Genie Script, which showed up just in the nick of time to save me from my Waffle House fate."
Blue Dell, NC